I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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