Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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