We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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