I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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