What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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