Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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