Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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