Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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