Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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