i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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