dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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