we have officially lost it.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
my poor anus
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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