honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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