put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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