i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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