soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I need a burrito and a hug.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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