I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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