He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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