What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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