I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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