More tranny stories later!
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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