There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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