Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Randomize
