Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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