It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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