I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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