last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize