my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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