Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
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