He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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