508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Randomize
