um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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