first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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