i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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