I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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