Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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