If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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