Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I love having hate sex.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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