I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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