I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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