I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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