yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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