Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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