I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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