So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Randomize
