DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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