i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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