It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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