doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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