I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
wow bdsm is so cute
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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