You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize