it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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