Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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