dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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