I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Hippo gnu deer
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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