Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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