she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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